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Leaves getting ya down, don't frown....you need a Drake with a Rake! Bubbles at your service!
DID THE WEATHERMAN LIE (again)?
AND NOW YOUR HOOMAN'S IRRATE!!
HAVE 'EM CALL US - WE DON'T DISCRIMINATE.
THE LAW OFFICES OF BOOBOONIVICH AND ASSOCIATES.
Is your crystal ball getting a bit cloudy? Are your tea leaves getting a bit soggy? Try the new fortunate telling method, banana skin twirling, see how your banana skin lands and get an analysis of what it says about your future. Any method of food payment accepted, bring your own bananas! Contact @JBHippo or @Kolo_Martin for more information about this exciting new discovery.



In Da Poo?
Don't Know What To Do?
We taik cair of teh mess fur yu!

THE LAW OFFICES OF BOOBOONIVICH AND ASSOCIATES. 1-800-IND-APOO


Business Opportunity
A rare chance to invest in a “guaranteed” business success from the ground up. Happy Harpies is a new national franchise dedicated to the sale and rental of inflatable harpsichords and pipe organs. No experience necessary on the part of the franchisee – we will train. Swift payment of franchise fee guarantees your success! Don’t miss out on this sure fire winner!!

Web Sites For Furry Friends
Mention this ad and get 15% off the set up of your very own site. Contact Snuffy Norton-Bearmani.
Examples of my work.
www.idacouture.com
www.fauxgue.com
www.furpersons.ca
shop.bearmani.com
www.bubblesworld.ca

www.cuddlycouncil.com


Real Estate

Tents!!

You name it,
we've got them.
bearmani.com





Personals





Looking for someone to share drives in my jeep on the beach, as long as you don't expect to share my chocolate. Contact @thetweak




Entertainment

THE F-FACTOR - AUDITIONS TAKING PLACE NOWWWWWW!!


There is so much talent out there amongst the Fluffy, Stuffy and Animal communities that we have decided to organise a dedicated Xfactor. We will be organising the categories into Under 10's, 20's - 40's, over 40's and the groups!

We are asking that you record your favourite songs as a video and post them on the wall, marking clearly which category you are entering for. All contestants must post their entries by 16th October. The judges will then pick the best entry for each of the categories.

Between 16th and 23rd October the top entry from each category will be open to the public vote. The overall winner will be crowned the Fluffy X-Factor Winner 2010. (Instructions on 'how to vote' will ve listed closer to the time!)

The Judges for this event are....Dooby Griffin.....Scruffy Bear....and......Buddy O'Malley.

Terms and Conditions: Professional singers are not permitted to enter this competition. Simon Cowell is unavailable to judge this contest!

Click here for facebook page.



Charities


Marmy Bear’s charity calendars.

This year we are supporting the Humane Society Wildlife Land Trust which protects wildlife by preserving natural habitats and permanent sanctuaries. Many of us fluffies understand the importance of having a safe environment to live in, and want the best for all animals, big and small.
To get your 2011 calendar please contact Marmy Bear at: This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it . You may also like to visit our website, www.marmybear.com, but please note this is under construction, so we may not have everything up yet.

Buy & Sell & Trade



For Sale: One stationary bicycle. Fourteen years old, with approx. .75 km of usage. Excellent for hanging wet laundry from handlebars, storing miscellaneous papers on the seat, etc. In excellent condition, but am upgrading to Nautilus home gymnasium, and need to make space. All reasonable offers considered. Contact @lazybear.


For Sale: One stationery bicycle. This is a one-of-a-kind item, fabricated from assorted top-quality letterhead, paper clips, sealing wax and used postage stamps. Perfect for use in drier climates. A unique mode of transportation, must be seen to be believed. Contact @pencilpusher

One cheeky brother for sale. Interesting trades welcomed. Contact @snuffynorton





Contact us to put your ad in the next issue. Reasonable rates.