 Since I am an experienced therapist, I see plenty of fluffies in love who consider my advice in my ALL EARS PRACTICE. They want to know and learn about how to charm and show your love to the fluffy you long for.
Well, it depends, but actually it is all about letting the love of your heart know that they are very, very special. So, we all know, it is about little messages and letters and soft words. But actions speak much louder than words.
Therefore I created my first (!) Top Ten Romantic Ideas to inspire all you fluffies in love.
10. Spray your perfume (just a bit!) on your lover's pillow. (Maybe in advance make sure that she/he has no perfume allergies.)
9. Get her/him a burger from her/his favourite restaurant on your way home (and don't eat it yourself!)
8. Send her/him a text-message to her/his fluffy-phone when you know she/he is in a meeting, with his mumzi /dadzi or friends. ("Thinking of you" will make her/him blush...maybe assking about the undone dishes is inappropriate)
7. Send her/him a small or even bigger slab of chocolate. (or a carrot)
6. Wear the dress/suit which she/he likes so much on you. (nekkid is ok,too)
5. Write her/him a little poem. ("Your teeth are as lovely as the stars, they come out every night." THIS is not the poem you should be thinking to write!)
4. Prepare a picnic-basket with delicious, small snacks. Pick her/him up for a mysterious-surprise walk to a romantic candle-light picnic at a very special place. (special place can vary from by the river to The Arches)
3. Tickle her/his back while watching TV or a movie. (If you dare to, you can also tickle her/his hopefully not stinky feet/paws/trotters/hooves/fins/swim-feet)
2. Share your ice-cream. (Sharing always is very important, unless we are talking about a cold)
1. Kiss softly and never go to bed without wishing "Sweet dreams".
You will see, you can twirl her/him around your paw/hoof/trotter/fin/swim-feet.
Let love rule, in the end it is all that matters.
Your Dr. phil. Haeschen Weidermann
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Dear Sir or Madame:
I am a lazy bear who does not put much effort into his wardrobe. Recently, I've found myself wanting something a little spunkier to wear when going out on the town. My only really stylish article of clothing is my camoflauge hat and matching jacket. Usually I wear t-shirts (and sweaters in the winter). I just don't know how to jazz things up. Oh, and I don't like wearing pants because they pinch my belly and restrict my cheeseball consumption. If you could make any recommendations that don't include pants, I would greatly appreciate that.
Very Sincerely,
Feeling Blah in Hoboken
Dear Blah,
Thank you for your excellent question. Due to a lifelong devotion to french fries and seafood buffets, I too have some difficulties maintaining a trim form, and have developed a preference for more loosey-goosey clothing styles. “Comfortable,” however, certainly do not have to be synonymous with “lacklustre” or “drab.” Just because you don’t wear painted-on fashions, that doesn’t mean you have to present yourself about town in over-sized Pink Floyd t-shirts and egg-stained sweat pants, as one member of our editorial staff has been known to do. No, there are many elegant and stylish options for the more substantial bear who is not afraid to colour outside the lines.
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One place to look for some inspiration is the article on Pyjamas that you can find in this issue’s Fashion section. I, for one, have refused for some years now to relegate expensive designer nightclothes to the limited realm of the bedroom. I recently showed up for one particularly ritzy fish-and-goose soiree wearing a striped Trilby hat and a black satin peignoir that generated no end of positive comments.
Another option, of course, is to show up in nothing but your fur. Amongst certain circles of my acquaintance, this is becoming more and more common. There is nothing more likely, for example, than finding the renowned socialite Dame Bridget Furby , or her playwright friend Thadeus Boreal, about town in the buff.
This is not, of course, for everybear. A more modest approach is to employ the increasingly fashionable services of a body-painting artist. For a surprisingly reasonable fee, these skilled craftsbears will turn your body into a living canvas, allowing you to stroll about au naturel, and yet still retain your modesty. I recently showed up at a restaurant launch wearing nothing but a landscape of Tuscany. Very liberating! And no need to hold back on the bon bons or petits-fours.
No matter what you choose, though, be sure that you never set foot outside your door without an outfit that makes a statement about who you are, that speaks to your own personal sense of style. Never, ever sacrifice individuality and flair for either mundane comfort or some tawdry newfangled trend. Be yourself, express yourself, and live free. |
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