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Blund’s secret to a heavy fluffy-life

If you also enjoy eating as much as me does, then me thinks you can relate to the common problems of eating. Yep, me is talking about the enormous chance to burst one day or to simply gain weight. A lot of peeps will tell you to stop eating, start exercising or diet to prevent your body from taking on a life of its own. Please feel free to follow their advice, in the end every fluffy has the right to follow their own rules and mind…BUT, if you really want to go on enjoying fluffy life, listen to me closely:
EATING is important, is an art, is necessary, is love, is life…
Me especially is into burgers, cheeseburgers to be more precisely and as you can imagine they grow the body much faster and more than water ;).
At first me was devastated when me couldn’t close me favourite pair of jeans, me tried to diet and lost me smile… me went to the Fluffy-Size-Watchers and gained me laughs back but didn’t lose any weight… me started jogging and doing all sorts of sport and lost a tooth, broke two ribs and got very grumpy…so what is a bear or a fluffy to do? Any idea? Yes, of course, he eats! Me caressed me soul with eating even more and you know what? Me started to smile again, loved each minute of the day and started to see the beneficiaries of eating.

Check out the pics…gaining weight has a good purpose, too…finally me fits into me police uniform.

Here you can see me before gaining wait…look how loose me uniform sits! After living life at its best, enjoying tons of burgers and really earning it, me uniform finally fits!

GAINING WEIGHT the secret key to happiness/heavyness! Either you can follow me way or maybe try finding a good designer to help you keep your favourite clothes fitting to whatever size your fluffy body wants to form. ;)

 

Saving for this wine.